[Static; a quiet buzzing that blends into the sound of voices - excited yet hushed - none of them quite audible enough to make out words. Heels on a marble floor; the creak of a door; the faint sound of a distant hubbub and the rattle of a hundred camera shutters before everything is muted again.

Then there's a voice that's louder than the rest - ( Read more... )

[Scribbled rather hastily in a pen other than his usual one.]

Truth you brainless idiot-

What the hell possessed you to spend an hour gorging on candy with Blood just before you left for your nightshift? I do not relish returning home to find a small child leaping up and down on your bed while screeching and giggling like a lunatic.

While you may only ( Read more... )